You have no idea how excited I am.

You have no idea how excited I am.

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Reblog / posted 1 month ago with 6 notes

I have the keys to my best friend’s house because I’m house sitting for his mom, and I’m so excited to eat all his food and steal his animals and sleep in his bed.


4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
  • Rebecca, age 8:When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
  • Terri, age 4:Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
  • Danny, age 7:Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
  • Nikka, age 6:If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
  • Elaine, age 5:Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
  • Chris, age 7:Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
  • Mary Ann, age 4:Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

you alright, bro?

you alright, bro?


Stop being anorexic

I’ll do my best.


There is no way you can be sexier than you already are

There is no way you can be a better friend


wholesomeandfantastic:

snowis-improbable:

iamdoctorsherlokid:

ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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Thank you guys.

Bonus - my facial reaction to most of what this idiot was saying:


Why I hate facebook

Because everyone knows what you’re doing all the time.

That guy that likes me that wanted to take me to see the Hobbit, texted me last night asking if I had seen it yet. Stupid bitch, I know you know that I saw it! Alex tagged me at the movies with him seeing the Hobbit! I’m not a moron!

And I remember earlier this year, this other guy that liked me poked me after he saw someone post on my wall about poking me.

Boys are stupid.