I have the keys to my best friend’s house because I’m house sitting for his mom, and I’m so excited to eat all his food and steal his animals and sleep in his bed.
Stop being anorexic
I’ll do my best.
There is no way you can be sexier than you already are
There is no way you can be a better friend
Thank you guys.
Bonus - my facial reaction to most of what this idiot was saying:
Because everyone knows what you’re doing all the time.
That guy that likes me that wanted to take me to see the Hobbit, texted me last night asking if I had seen it yet. Stupid bitch, I know you know that I saw it! Alex tagged me at the movies with him seeing the Hobbit! I’m not a moron!
And I remember earlier this year, this other guy that liked me poked me after he saw someone post on my wall about poking me.
Boys are stupid.