The one with no life

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:55:16 -0400

amandaonwriting: Hamlet Leggings

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:40:29 -0400

Hamlet Leggings

”I’m not entirely sure how I ended up where I am today, in the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:21:24 -0400

”I’m not entirely sure how I ended up where I am today, in the sense that nobody in my family is an actor. It just happened by mistake.” -Hugh Dancy

“The Moody Couch” I WANT THIS.

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:20:35 -0400

“The Moody Couch”

I WANT THIS.

The reason why I get along better with my dad as opposed to my mom is because he doesn’t...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:38:34 -0400

The reason why I get along better with my dad as opposed to my mom is because he doesn’t belittle all of my interests. He actually listens to what I say about stuff that I like or stuff that makes me laugh instead of just brushing it off like it’s nothing. He doesn’t make me feel like crap for liking something by calling me a nerd because he is also a nerd and we can get along. When my mom calls me a nerd it just sounds like bullying, but when my dad calls me a nerd, it’s because both of us are nerds and we are getting along. It’s easy to tell when he’s teasing, but my mom “teases” me with such malice in the undertones of her speech, and it’s degrading. I hate talking to her about things I like or even things I simply find funny because she has absolutely no interest in what I’m saying. It’s the worst feeling in the world. And my sister is a carbon copy of my mother.

gpgay: DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW IT’S A TRAMPOLINE TENT SO ONCE YOU’RE DONE BOUNCING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:02:19 -0400

gpgay:

DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW

IT’S A TRAMPOLINE TENT

SO ONCE YOU’RE DONE BOUNCING AND HAVING FUN

YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN

iridessence: beavesbrain: prettypoisonsilversnake: I’d tap...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:42:20 -0400

iridessence:

beavesbrain:

prettypoisonsilversnake:

I’d tap that.

Beautiful

my heart!

doctorwho: owlett: I was having a mopey morning so I baked...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:20:45 -0400

doctorwho:

owlett:

I was having a mopey morning so I baked Adipose shortbread. Day has instantly improved.

You can get yourself an Adipose cookie cutter and other geeky bake ware from this etsy store.

hat tip to youareasonginmyheart for sending in this post!

krusca: alilbitofimagination: PSA People of Tumblr. Friends...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:38:39 -0400

krusca:

alilbitofimagination:

PSA

People of Tumblr. Friends and lovers. Heros and Villains alike.

Hear my plea.

I am in my second year at college. Due to some mix ups and unforeseen events I owe a large sum of money. For me to return in the fall, I have to pay it off August 1st. ~~I gotta sign up for classes and stuff.~~ I literally have no money and no way of acquiring enough except for this last effort. (My last few dimes were spent on yarn T_T)

In order to raise money I have decided to sell Avenger inspired hats. PLEASE BUY ALL THE HATS. PLEASE.

My goal is 50 hats overall. That will raise enough to pay what I owe. Please help a starving artist. ~~Please I beg you I’m groveling omg help gah death asdlfjakjsdhfashf OTL.~~ Ahem.

BUY THE HATS HERE

If you want a hat and are feeling compassionate OR do not want a hat and are feeling compassionate, please feel free to click the link below. ~~Please my whole future is in your hands omg i don’t know how I got into this mess ilu guys please help~~

DONATE HERE

If you guys have any questions don’t hesitate to ask.

Ilu ;o;

GUYS PLEASE PLEASE HELP MY ROOMMATE OUT SHE’S QUALITY AND DESERVES TO BE HERE

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD A ~~SWAGGITY~~ HAT PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!

froybot: witchbane: Witchbane’s How to Grow Plants (like a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:40:45 -0400

froybot:

witchbane:

Witchbane’s How to Grow Plants (like a Boss)

From Clippings

Here’s a quick and easy tutorial for growing new plants from clippings! It’s not as hard as you might think…

This tutorial works best for herbs & plants that grow like bushes- it doesn’t work for all herbs but what’s the harm in trying?

Step One: Materials

A small jar (I used a jam jar)

Honey

Scissors

A mature plant (one that’s been in a stable planting environment for most of a season) - I’m using Rosemary

Water (not shown)

Step Two: Cutting!

When you cut bunches off with your scissors make sure that you’re cutting close (but not on) the main stem of the plant.

Give your cuts an a-cuuuuute angle so that it’s easier for them to drink water without their mamma plant

You also might wanna make sure they have a few friends to keep them company c:

Step Three: Honey

Dip the tips of all the plants in the honey- it’s like using growth hormones but natural & your new baby plants will love you for it

Step Four: Rooting

Time to go swimming! Just kidding- your plants don’t know how to swim. Yet. So make sure that when you do place them in a jar of water you fill it up so that the roots are the only thing submerged.

Step Five: Place in a Sunny Spot

The last little thing? Simple! Just place your little babies in a window so that they have plenty of light & wait a few weeks (+) when their roots are an inch or so, before planting.

Make sure that you change the water about once a week or so, that way your plants are less likely to get sick from bad water.

That’s it! Simple right?

Hope this helps anyone who might have been curious about growing herbs- I’ll try to post an update on my current baby plant here in a few weeks (I hope he survives- I took forever with the photos). Feel free to ask if you have questions.

Much love-

E

Doing this today! I hope it works!

mothernaturenetwork: How to keep a green, vegan kitchen I keep...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:20:36 -0400

mothernaturenetwork:

How to keep a green, vegan kitchen

I keep an eco-friendly, cruelty-free kitchen. It took a bit of research and a bit of reconfiguring to get all set up, but now it’s just as easy as vegan pie.

cryingalonewithfrankenstein: helenofdestroy: A very unusual...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:02:17 -0400

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

helenofdestroy:

A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

reblogging because no, really, melanistic animals are real

(and cool)

80/∞ photos of Scarlett Johansson

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:40:37 -0400

80/∞ photos of Scarlett Johansson

acousticlushness: Today at work, I wore this pretty...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:20:40 -0400

acousticlushness:

Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”

She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.

This is why I love my job.

demons-i-get: dem freckles

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:10 -0400

demons-i-get:

dem freckles

fluxinguranus: stop being a sexy beast

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:29 -0400

fluxinguranus:

stop being a sexy beast

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:02:07 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:40:00 -0400

nostopdasgay: the-robot-condese: fuckyeahsexyatheists: This...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:35 -0400

nostopdasgay:

the-robot-condese:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…

The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

that’s a lot of murder

did you just read the entire bible over the weekend

me, telling my best friend about my grandmother (i’m currently in Illinois because she’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:00 -0400

me, telling my best friend about my grandmother (i’m currently in Illinois because she’s in a nursing home and she’s dying)
best friend: Reilly, these texts are upsetting me.

oh, gee wiz, I am so sorry would you like some cheese with that whine? jesus fucking christ, do you think i’m over the goddamn moon right now? my grandmother is dying and you don’t think it would be better to comfort me as opposed to complaining about the mood my updates give you?

fuck, like i didn’t even say anything depressing. it was actually really funny - i thought my grandmother was gonna just die in front of me cause she said, “you know, i’ve had just about enough of this” and went to sleep and it was so funny, my dad and i just shared a look but noticed she was still breathing.

just, stop talking to me for a few days. because this is what’s going on with my life right now, and if you don’t want to hear about it then don’t text me.