June 2012
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I don’t understand. I really don’t.
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You’ll spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid things (full priced 3D movie tickets), but then you’ll skimp on kind of important things (giving a waitress less than a dollar tip). I don’t understand your logic.
You’ll buy Chinese take-out, then you’ll look for every way possible to get cheaper tickets to...
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Watch
I went
to public school.
One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.
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itsthesolarsystem:
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Whenever someone that follows fantastically-improbable follows eye-cancer, I think, “Hey! You found me!”
a haiku
IT’S SO FUCKING HOT I’M GONNA MURDER MYSELF WOW I HATE THE SUN
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“The beauty of things must be that they end.”
– Jack Kerouac, Tristessa (via honeyforthehomeless)
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fantastically-improbable:
fantastically-improbable:
I just had the best argument with my friends on facebook.
PS - We’ve been having this argument since we saw First Class together… last year.
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so-adorabloodthirsty:
qichi:
http://www.supercook.com/
posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!
well there goes my dinner plans
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celticfrosting:
i can hardly choose my favourite song let alone a career
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person: whats a bohemian rhapsody
me:
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me: mama
me: I just killed a man
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frankiekali:
“I wouldn’t mind having every girl...
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I’m not jealous of you.
Well, I am, but that’s not my main point. I’m jealous of the guy you went with. Because I wanted to go with you because KRISTIN CHENOWETH and For Good and Maybe This Time and Popular and One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home and fucking kill me.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Mug Cake
starkidwholived:
xxletlovelivexx:
Step One
Crack an egg into your mug.
Step Two
Add 3 Tablespoons of brown sugar
Step Three
Toss in 1/3 cup of flour and a tablespoon of softened butter.
Step Four
3-4 tablespoons of mini chocolate chips top it all off.
Step Five
Mix your cake together with a spoon.
Step Six
Microwave your cake for 1 1/2-2 minutes, or just until the top center of...
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“[There is a globe welling up inside of me.
Mountain ranges ridging my skin,...”
– Catherine Pierce, from “Because I’ll Never Swim in Every Ocean” (via the-final-sentence)
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loki-ten:
i alternate daily between being an introverted pretentious intellectual and a 5 year old child
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milanlucheck:
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
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“Friends. A simple word isn’t it? It’s uttered everyday to almost every person...”
– Author Unknown (via 99lions)
douxmaradoux:
I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
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“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via satans-advocate)
is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time
Is everyone here aware that when you die...
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moonlitmagick:
You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music?
http://www.andvinyly.com/
W A T
dude…. thats going to happen.
i’m not going to join the black parade
i’m going to become the black parade
what oh my god
I...
Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed.
Me: When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.
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Scinerds: I study at night. Do you? →
ziyadmd:
It’s not news that sleep is tied to learning — even a 90-minute nap can significantly help boost your brain power — but if you want to cement new knowledge in your brain, recent sleep research demonstrates that a good night’s sleep shortly following your studies has a…
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